A list of everything that sucks

Sometimes you need a list.
1. My roommates. Well, really only one roommate. This is a long story, and it’s only getting longer by the day.
2. My job, part I. This week we got news that our state is cutting funding for pretty much all things post-adoption support. For those of you not adoption-involved, here’s how [...]

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Search terms

Whoever’s been googling “African woman has bucket?” is my new favorite person.
Together we’re gonna beat the shit out of the dude who was googling “dragon rapes woman.”

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Crankytown

There may be:
A) no blogs for a while
or
B) constant blogs about absolutely nothing personal for a while as a distraction technique
I have a roommate. I have a roommate I would like to punch in the goddamn face. I have a roommate who would be all in bewonderment — why is she so mad at me? [...]

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Bodies

My new hobby this summer is going to be learning about bikes. I pulled mine out of the basement, then went down to REI and spent way too much money getting a tool set, a how-to book, and all kinds of doo-dads and whirligigs. We’ve hit our first flush of spring this week. I’m skeptical [...]

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Eeeeeeeeey

This morning I taught my roommate’s toddler how to do the Fonzie “heeeeeeeeeeey.”
The day’s off to a good start.

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