Another post about rape

By the by, I consistently use that title because I mean for it to operate as a trigger warning. I write a lot about rape, but sometimes I write about other things, and I don’t want anybody taken off-guard transitioning from “help computer” into wtf rape-talk. Case you were wondering.
I was re-reading my five billion [...]

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A woman walks into a rape, uh, bar

A woman walks into a rape, uh, bar.
She rapes the rapist, “Hey, rape kind of rape do you think I should rape?” The rapist rapes, “Don’t ask rape! I’m just a rapist!”
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Welcome to a post about rape jokes.
Let me tell you a thing you might not know: the inability to hear [...]

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I’m back

Hello again, Internet!
Welcome to my new feature! It’s called “disappearing for months on end and then writing an obscenely long personal blog post.”
AWESOME
New Feature Part 1
Overdue Response to Commenters
TW1 and CR: Thank you for the vote of confidence! As CR already knows, my job interview fell through. The governor released the mangled shat-upon budget a [...]

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Gimme a fucking break

So, the bear and I last year moved in with friends, which is always a good idea, yes? Good idea, no. It was apocalyptically bad. So bad that this month, we had to move. We could not possibly be there for another moment.
We moved last weekend. Half our boxes are still packed. Immediately, we started [...]

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Who got a job interview? I got a job interview.
Who is terrified of change? I am terrified of change.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejorbseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Add to the list of things I am terrified of:

Business wear
Directions
Abstaining from saying “fuck” for a gratuitous period of stressful time
How likely it is that my brain will break and I will announce how greatly I fear [...]

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